It's true

Thats the sad thing. It's true. If you played on EASY, you would be dead in like three minutes on tutorial. I tried playing it on hard, I I got my ass kicked every time.

Lol

Anybody ever notice Mario's hair is brown, but his mustache is black!? Hahaha! Those ZANY Italians!

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Wait....If she was LACTOAST'N TOLERANT why was there MILK in HER ROOM!!!???

Omg lol

Ok heres a chalange hit her boob if you do the i think u wold say: LOL A GUY PIKED UP THE BOOB MIK AND PUT UP A SIGN SAYING "FOR SALE ON EBAY"!!!!!!LOL!!!!!